Dear Santa,
I’ve found that perfect clutch for New Year’s Eve and beyond sensational. It’s winter white and I know it’s a risk to carry such a colour in London but I’m willing to chance it all. It is, after all, an Alexander McQueen beauty! At £1,495 I also realize you’ll have to sell Rudolph to finance it. But just think about what it will do for your reputation. It’s instant PR for the greatest gift giver on earth! And just so you know, I’m not in London this Christmas but down south in America on the coast. Just want to make sure you don’t get confused!
Thanks,
The Fashion Goose
