Food as fashion: The Hot Dog Bikini

So here I am just minding my own business as I shop virtually. I’ve just placed a plain white basic tee in my shopping basket when I flip back to the “new items” page to discover something that’s just about as opposite a plain white tee as you can get. I dragged my mouse over my screen and sure enough my eyes did not deceive me. I wasn’t just hungry, I really was seeing a bikini that is printed with an enlarged photograph of a hot dog and fries. Yes, it’s a hot dog and chips bikini. So I have to ask, dear reader, would you dare to bare with only greasy junk food hiding your bits from the world? Summer’s not yet here but I bet you we see a few ladies out and about in this get-up. {Topshop Hot Dog Bandeau Bikini £32}


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